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 01.08.2014
What about the truth about cats? Better than a car or pedestrian.

But my cat quite consciously led me to the refrigerator and pointed his foot to the cucumbers lying on the top shelf. I liked the fresh cucumbers (I remembered that the snack was put in the refrigerator, and asked to share it )))

Cats understand everything perfectly, and owners understand cats perfectly. :) Our two are quite able to explain to the owners that now they do not want their usual dry food, and the "taste" - wet. Or to remove the cat toilet. Or what they want under the blanket. Or that they want to drink water from the crane in the bathroom. This is an honest word, I don’t know how to explain, but when the cats come in the morning, lie down on their chest and intelligently speak, it’s clear in the tone of that “meu” about what it is.
And my parents’ cat knows very well what the word “dog” means. And the phrase "Kuze, don’t go to that area, there’s a dog!" makes him really change direction. ))
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