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 05.08.2014
From the announcement of the sale of 1000 MW laser.
With this guide you can easily:
Declare yourself an out-of-marriage son (daughter) of Darth Vader with all the consequences.
- Show in the sky, lying with your loved one at night under the stars, on which planet you will build your house and you will breed brahmin and other life.
It is also convenient to show the direction of the attack to your death legions, but only if you have implemented paragraph 1.
Well, finally, the green laser indicator can be used as intended: lighting at night in the windows of neighbors, whose windows had the negligence to stand in front of yours, demonstrating the prologue of their most dreadful nightmares about the onset of the Invasion, actively developing their paranoia and implementing a plan to over-sell the sedatives of the pharmacy near the house (of course not without your reward).
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