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 06.08.2014
The law on mandatory registration of having two passports or a residence permit and, as always, through the ass has come into force. Permanently residing abroad citizens of the Russian Federation should send an application through the Russian post office or personally come to the place of registration in Russia.
A fine of 200,000 rubles or public works.
A friend calls:
Do we go, pay, or throw the streets?
Let’s go, of course. I came to see my mother, to visit my hometown. The Tajiki Gow Home.
Source: http://bash.im
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