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 08.08.2014
AlVich: AppleTM© introduces the innovative iGuitarTM©
White Deca with AppleTM
Design without Skeomorphism – a tree doesn’t look like a tree. Widespread use of plastic and luminous.
The wheels are rotated by a sensory wheel.
The menus and calibers of strings are deliberately different from the standards, so that ordinary ernibols, dadarives or elixirs could not be put. Only iStringsTM© from reStoreTM©
Mediators for 9.95. Cappuccino cannot be placed. The wheel is vibrated only in the S series, which is 99.95 more expensive.
Synchronization with iTunesTM®© If you play music that is not purchased from iStoreTM®©, a team of lawyers rushes and tries.
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