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 10.08.2014
A girl... a typical TP. struck two cars standing on the parking lot, dragging one of them 7 meters and stepping into another car. The owners at that time were relatively far from their cars. Good people called to report the incident. Talk to the girl:

How did it happen?
I was driving...
I have no more questions.

What speed did you drive?
20 to 30 km
What is BL?
Well, I don’t know, I don’t look at the spidometer.

After the cars were disassembled, traces of a tough paddle were found on the asphalt. Explanation: The girl continued to chew on the gas even when she got stuck in both cars.
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