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 13.08.2014
A very simple rule that dramatically increases the level of adequacy in any battle...that is, I’m sorry, in any discussion: Everything we say about others, we apply to ourselves. Everything we say about ourselves applies to others.

Let us look at a few examples:
Any managers, harmful animals, may be better for them to rest." => "my friend Vasya, with whom I drink beer every Friday in company, an unnecessary animal. Per to kill him so that he does not harm my country?
"Yes, I agree that if my child has an allergy or a disease that requires a strict diet, I will have no place to buy the necessary products for him"
"Why would we not send troops to the southeast of Ukraine?" => "Yes, I agree that my son will be taken to war tomorrow, where he may be killed".
"Peasants are dumb nonsense, who themselves climb under the cars" => "If my elderly, unrestrained mother is knocked down by a driver who has not calculated the braking path - she is a dumb nonsense, for example. I had to look at the sides and not climb under the wheels.

If the second wording pleases you as well as the first, write boldly.
In other words, you know, a lot of divorced patriots who argue about the "warrior granddaughter", having previously tainted their own children from the army.
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