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 21.08.2014
I’m glad I have so many husbands. Because I had to convert the euro into rubles yesterday. Throw the rubles on the map. I lost the map. I did it all through the leash. I remember my card number. Today you will need to remove from the map, as well as through the forest.
He: Listen, I want to tell you one thing.
She is: Let me.
He: To be able to ask people for a favor, it is not always necessary to marry them. I just did, suddenly you didn’t know that it could be...
She is mad??? Nothing will work!
He: I am telling you exactly. I tried it, it works.
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