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 25.08.2014
We drive three cars to one acquaintance to help with the construction.
The key point: all former fellow servicemen, starters, submarines.
The whole crowd filled in the two rear cars, and in the first car, the seats were lowered and a healthy blue oxygen balloon for gas welding was placed on them. And they drowned 90-100 km / h.
At the first steep turn, the balloon rolled around the cabin and hit the stand. "Jigul" stood on two wheels, as in an autoroid, and, without decreasing the speed, flew into the bow. Throughten there ten meters, beautifully slowed in the pine, and the balloon with shell went into the forest through the front glass.
We ran to the “Jigulienko” with the screams:
You are how? The living?! to
The driver opened his eyes and whites his lips:
- Torpedo section - I report: the torpedo has been shot!
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