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 25.08.2014
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Men lie, however, as always, rushing and canyoning to get under the shirt of another fool. Oh-oh, my wife doesn’t give me half a year, and she doesn’t understand at all, but here’s you! Other women pretend to act if they really need sex.
Being the mistress of a married man is not good. But if there are few good men? I didn’t hear about his wife. And when I saw and talked, I almost fell from the chair - a smart, beautiful, with humor! She would fuck her! In general, we’ve been friends... And he’s shy as he rotates on a bowl, scared... well him!
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Fuck it with her. Why not? She, like her husband, is lacking.
And he told you a lie about "half-year sexless".
I end this way:
Two friends see an incredibly sexy girl on the street. One: "Look at what it is!" The other: "Imagine how she has already caught someone ("
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