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 22.09.2008
XXX is
Guy, you may have heard this question many times; maybe he got you; maybe you hate people who ask him; maybe you are generally damned, but still - we have a day of the city?

YYYY
Gentleman, I principally hate all people, even those who do not ask questions, and the day of the cattle is like this weekend.

XXX is
You’re so original, like all the lower ones like you... Fuck, the day of the city can’t be a weekend, because it’s in principle one day, not at least two!

XXX is
Or did you all agree to answer that?

YYYY
You live in Russia, it is not customary to celebrate a holiday one day.
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