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 31.08.2014
And something remembered how the senior (14 years) from school returned in poor health (there was a suspicion of pancreatitis), but with a good adolescent appetite. Calls me to work "Mom, what can I eat?". I answer: “Well, you can put the soup in the refrigerator. Do not forget to warm up. Don’t even look at our cage!! (Before finding out the reasons for the well-being decided not to risk with the fried). At the kitten food take for the second (meaning the baby meat pie "Thema" beef)." Nearby is the husband (we work together) and is upset: "I thought! He’ll eat the whole package now!" (I always take the packages right away). Only then realized what those around me thought about us at that moment.

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