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 01.09.2014
Christina: I greet you all. Tell us how to collect wine from the sources. I want to fix something in the code.
Droid: Just as well as without corrections. In the manual to the originals is written. What doesn’t please you in Vienna? For the first time I see a girl trying to control the sources of wine.
I’m not a girl and I’m called Roman. The account was obtained during the divorce from his wife, and she has an apartment and a car.
Droid: Then it is clear. No more questions.
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