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 08.09.2014
A: I remembered this from the past. I met a girl with a big breast. She’s such a coward and crapper. On the first date, she wore a coat with a very disgraceful cut. She was walking all day and she was trying to make me look at her chest. But I was an educated guy and only looked in my eyes. When she later told me that it all went straight, trying to confuse me, and I never looked at the sights... Such pride took =) The test, so to speak, passed!
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