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 09.09.2014
The bath stood up, but my hearing and the psyche of the neighbor below was not very, it felt to her that the walls I had fallen. Not right, in short, was my worker."

My neighbor did a repair at the top. Nanyal Jamsutov – the first thing they did was replace the entrance door – removed the old Soviet one and put two new ones with a small tamper between them on the thickness of the wall. And then started to do repairs in the bathroom, which, of course, decided to replace the old Soviet iron bath. It was only after replacing the entrance door that the jamshuts couldn’t pull this bathroom into the entrance... In general, a quiet family evening, we sat watching some movie... Suddenly such a thunderstorm, as if something had exploded and the house over us collapsed, like skyscrapers in New York after a plane crash. It seems that it is not a seismic zone and the house is not gasified, but, seeing all kinds of horrors in the news, we jump and run to the exit. There is another "explosion" over the head. and more. and more. As there are in some shorts with open eyes I run into the entrance, down the stairs and to the neighbor - the door is open to the opening (the shorts after trying to pull the bath did not close) and I observe the picture - these geniuses crowd up the bath to the ceiling and throw right on the concrete interlayer (the floors in the process of preparation for repair were already dismantled). And to stop these terrorists was another quest - no one but their "captain" they do not listen.
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