I have one book, something like “110 Sexual Advice.” Mostly erotic nonsense. I have not opened it for a long time, and then, in a spark of passion with my insight, I grab it and say:
"Name any page, we will perform whatever it is there!".
He calls, I open and read with my most erotic voice:
"Arranging in the bedroom a change in feng shui to create a love atmosphere..."
O_O