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 15.09.2014
"Smart" and physically healthy

I once tried to call an ambulance when in two hours her temperature rose from 37 to 39.5. So in an emergency there was one answer - go to the emergency therapist. And they didn’t even worry about the time – half six in the morning.

Emergency for the person whose leg is broken to provide "ambulance" help. The fight had severe consequences.
If there is a fever, there are medications. Take a taxi and get lucky yourself.
Such a feeling that soon people will not be able to wash and will call a special service.
And yes, the temperature always rises quickly. It doesn’t grow all day. I can get up in half an hour.
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What you’re writing is just 1/100 of what the SP exists for, don’t believe it! This service was originally created so that people could get emergency medical care and be quickly delivered to the medical center. The institution. People die not only from broken legs or injuries in a fight... But yes, the ambassadors see more, they only have such reasons to call 03.
A sharp rise in temperature, and even below 40 - a reason to cause PMS. Because 40 is a boundary temperature that can lead to severe consequences. And yes, linen may not be removed or there was no medicine in the house.
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