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 24.09.2008
Apple acknowledged that the main concept of the legendary iPod player was invented not by the company's engineers, but a British 30 years ago.Kane Kramer, who was 53 years old, patented his invention in 1979. The iPod of the late 1980s was just a regular player with only 3.5 minutes of music stored. Kane named his invention "IXI" and decided that the problem of small memory volume he would solve as technology developed.

astrino 19.09.2008 12:16
I was drunk with Windows. The first lines of the code were written on a towel in a cabbage. Then the towel on the salad plate with my face imprint was taken by a hopeful waitress who turned out to be Bill Gates. The program is filled with comments such as "Joppa", "there is more shit", "to rewrite" and.t.p. Gates understood everything literally, without entering into Russian idioms. And then he continued his drunken writing in the same spirit that led to the creation of the wist. Only I will never go to trial with him, or I will be beaten in the head.
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