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 19.09.2014
citizens of Zekai and Zekai, former present and future
Remember one proverb "beware the honor of the straw". But once you have lost, you do not have to smell that you are so good to show some wrong attitude, because there is even more hatred in the world than you.

A joke on the subject.

An old Scottish man sits in a pub, sits, pulls a beer, smokes a tube. He sat, sat and said:
This is this mill, I built it myself, ONE!... I gathered the stones, put the solution and built... but for some reason nobody calls me McFlaren the builder of mills.
He sat down, drank a beer, and went on.
This garden, which now has the greatest harvest of fruits and berries, I have planted myself, ONE!Everyone rejoices and gathers fruit. But for some reason nobody calls me a McFlaren gardener.
He sat down, drank a beer, and went on.
This is the bridge I built myself.He broke trees, sculpted and made a bridge, now cars ride on it, people walk on it. But for some reason nobody calls me the McFlaren bridge builder.
He sat down, drank a beer, and went on.
But it was necessary to cut off the sheep once.
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