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 20.09.2014
To the stories of Koreans and Chinese who ate salmon -

Per they are unusual to European cuisine, and they are afraid to eat such things, do not know what there is :) Suddenly allergies or diarrhea, it will be uncomfortable! Chinese people don’t eat milk at all (I may be mistaken).

The joke:
A Chinese man came to our dining room. I don’t know Russian, but I want to. I decided, I will stand in line, and what is ordered before me, I will repeat the word. A student stands up in front of him.
Student: "Tea"
The Chinese are "they".
Give him tea. He is drinking, but he wants to. He stood up again in line. There is a student again.
The Tea.
and this.
He sits and drinks bored. It was the third time, good luck. In front of him a healthy person in the teal, you will definitely not drink tea! Go to the box.
Macarons on the fleet!
Chinese: Macatsons of Poflozky._.
The cashier: What?! to
This is Chinese :-(
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