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 21.09.2014
I’m a fucking joke, I admit.
I went into food, the mood was awkward.
I see the value "kill in that. Sweetened "
I tell the saleswoman - and exactly in this sauce?
She raised her eyes and was tired:
That is the same, young man, that is the same...

An anecdote on the subject:
It was brought to the shops during the times of the Brežnev shortage of canned food "Coffee whale in tomato sauce". Kilometre lines, all in a moment. A happy man comes home with a conserve, opens, and there is only a tomato sauce and nothing more. He goes back to the store and goes to the seller. Yes, tired of getting rid of the complaints: "Well, you probably also got a hole".
Good and delicious food for everyone.)
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