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 24.09.2008
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XXX: "It is interesting. When did you have a computer?
spontaneously and unexpectedly. It was 1995. My father brought. I was very surprised. I was sitting all day, studying. Everything was so interesting that after three years I became quite good at computers.
In 2000, the first 486DX-Pentium computer crashed. The major virus of 1644. The mystic. But it was May, time 16:44. 16 May. 4 + 4 = 8 At eight in the morning it all started. The virus showed itself at 16:44. A deadly virus. Two years without a computer.
How are you doing?"

YYY: In October will be 5 years of my first and still the only)))
October is 10 months. 10 - the size of the member of the soloist AOL, 2004 2+0+0+4 = 6, 6-10 = -4!!! The temperature of October 12, 2001, the day when I had a diarrhea!!! It is 5 letters!!! Five number hockey players on the ice! Three letters of ice!! The most popular word of the 3 letters, which on the fence is written, in the Roman numbers 17 => XVII, in my mouth my feet! 17 years ago I was 2!!! I have 2 eyes, 2 hands, 2 ears and 2 noses!!! What a magic number!! to
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