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 21.09.2014
Andrew, I won’t come today.
WOW: What is it?
I gave my brother a car.
What about his car?
Ohhh: yeah fuck... my mom confused us - we need to drop the berry at home, say, there are roots, nothing grows, bla bla bla bla bla... karoch, we walked around her and decided - we need to roll only along the road, otherwise the wire will break or the house will collapse. They pushed it halfway from where to fall, and then this genius came to his mind with the idea - to tie the rope to the breeze higher, and the second end to the barrel and stretch slightly to give the desired direction of the fall. It is said – done! Bratello proudly sits behind the wheel of his two-toned crocodile, and I continue to fuel the breeze with the strap. I scream – strain a little! Well he tightened - and there was a loud noise!
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah!! to
All would be nothing, only the rope was shorter than the breeze... the evacuation officers were halved when they loaded the remains of the car...
I am so happy 😉))))))))))))))))))))
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