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 24.09.2014
Yesterday I insulted the cat.
Over us lives a lady, who from time to time finds the desire to practice walking on his heels around the apartment.
Have you ever heard cats bite? "uk...uk...uk...uk... buaaaaaaaaaaa"
by Agha)
I sit with my girlfriend on the couch, next to the cat. And suddenly I hear it the same "uk...uk..."
xxx: both at once reflective "PERSIC SCUCO A NO TREASURE FROM THE COFFEE!"
xxxh: we turn around, and he sits quietly and looks at us offended, like "master, you’re ch?"
xxx: dear ladies, do not practice heels in the apartment - because of you cats are offended )))
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