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 24.09.2014
I’ve been a prostitute for 14 years, ahhh, you know what happened to me. You can’t even imagine what situations I had and what people I served)) For example, in 2011 there was a client to whom a mistress came unexpectedly, he hid me in the closet and had sex with her... but it wasn’t all so easy, then his wife and mistress came he stuck to me in the closet. I tell her, “Don’t be afraid, I’m a prostitute, but sit quiet, or we will be killed.” In general, we are sitting in the closet and of course the wife needed to look into the closet, she opens it, sees us, and then the husband turned out of the situation, so no one expected - he hit her on the head with a vase and cut off) us he pulled out quickly. I don’t even know what he was telling her there later, but it was an effect.)
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