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 29.09.2014
Reviews on Yandex.Market on the phone "Vertu Signature S Design Ladies Mother Of Pearl" for 840 thousand The RUB:
1) is
The Dignity:
1 cheap
It is not a pity to scratch, scratch, drop, etc.
It has a huge built-in memory (4 GB).! to
At work, vibrators are taken for an earthquake (I go home 3 hours earlier)
The shortcomings:
It is not possible to use the phone in sunny time (diamonds flash and they are not visible)!
If you hack the Pentagon website, it overheats and burns your hands.
In winter, the steel cooles so much that the hands stick.(Al if you break the Pentagon, it’s the norm))), it gets warmer)
Overall, a great phone: inexpensive, reliable, beautiful. I recommend! Take it!! to

2) is
Comment: taken as a brake for keys - norms
3) is
A great phone, unfortunately, the case is hard to find on it, and when my hands are dirty in the garbage (I work in a cowhouse), I have to wrap it in a garbage bag.
4) is
Benefits: You can make nuts.
Disadvantages: No
One day, as I walked through a dark street, I noticed that two men were following me, and when they approached too close, I turned and hit one in the head with this phone, after which he lost consciousness, and the other with a scream ran away.
5) is
Benefits: Easy
Disadvantages: No
Comment: I got here recently like this in my head at night from some paranoid. In the hospital, they said that luck would have been Nokia 3310 – he would have killed.
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