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 01.10.2014
We appealed to the company 1C with the offer to enter the following designs in the language (it is a version 6.0):

WHY AND NOT - checking the condition again (the most common glucose of the old 1C)
Continuously - performs by the operator without failures and hangings
From now on, it assigns the value of the variable so that it is actually there. (To assign a variable type, for example, "Manual" value in the language 1C - sometimes a very difficult task, sometimes requiring design from 4 operations)
WHATEVER - displays the text of the report which without this operator is displays once.
Do not sleep – disconnects the internal glucogen generator
I told him that he will follow the team until it is completed.
To have a conscience is to suspend the execution of the command when it hangs.

The company did not listen to our opinion.
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