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 01.10.2014
Violations occur in every third case of treatment.
True or not, who knows the answer?
and----
most likely.
Influenza, children's doctor, 40 calls It is recommended for each carefully fill a bunch of maculature and spend N minutes. But since working a day for 30 hours a doctor can not even theoretically - not everything is done.
Treatment is not standard. It is necessary to send a burning cough for analysis, he started from the temperature. But the doctor on the spot decided that it was not like dysentery, and did not chase a sick child in the hourly row, infecting half a hundred healthy people.
The insurer is not a doctor. He compares the papers in the clinic with the approved list to find the wrong paper and cut off the amount paid to the clinic.
There are different approaches to medicine. Soviet: free doctor for a small salary. Luckily - got a good, unluckily - bad. American: a doctor is one of the richest professions, insurance is expensive, treatment is expensive, self-medication is impossible - you can't buy anything cooler than aspirin without a prescription, detailed standards, doctors don't drive, there are paramedics, their task is to get to the hospital, but they have it quickly. But if this super doctor with a super salary violated the standard and did not do the required analysis - million fines and compensations.
We make a hybrid version: a doctor with a mini-salary, neither watt nor bandages, nor tools, but insurance, checks, and attempts from the salary of 10 pieces to strain a million penalty...
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