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 01.10.2014
I went on holiday this year with my husband, children and a couple of elderly retirees. They are not blood relatives, but we have ‘touched’ them, or it would be more correct to say ‘matteries’ :D
People close to us. On vacation I had the feeling that I was with five children, two of whom.. :facepalm: no, they are not quite wild, even abroad before that, but.....
So we went to Turetchina, 5 stars, all inclusive.
To the fact that they will go with sausage and sausage, I was morally ready in principle (we go hungry, 5 stars). First, these two wonders why they wiped the blankets from the plane, but the vigilant stewardess convinced them that it was the property of the airline.
I was in shock at the hotel. I told him not to take Mr. with me. I open their first suitcase, there is: TOILET PAPER, WITHER ROPE, STOPS AND CAPITAL!!! :facepalm: (remember, in each room hanging dryer, tea bar and coffee machine)
On the second day it turned out that everything that is not attached to the room is a souvenir (according to the version of my seniors): By the way, the most sought-after "gift" by their version is a single-use male string from the spa %) -"Here are the men in the factory!"
Further more fun. The minibar is updated every day and this is included in the price. On the third day, they thought all the combustible alcohol was poured into the flag brought with them :shock:
She went to take her daughter from the children’s center and.... lost one of them there, found him jumping on a trampoline :roll:

It was... unforgettable.
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