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 02.10.2014
NT as well. What a wonderful FS was HPFS...
And 2000 – the strictness of the Win95 layout and the stability of NT... sat on it as long as the video card drivers allowed it.

But in general, if the whole, the situation looks like this:

Windows 1.0 is a fub, you need a mouse for it! NC is rolling!
Windows 2.0 – have you ever heard of it?
Windows 3.1 - Well sometimes you can run... there is a civic with windows...

Windows NT – Need to try without DOS...
Windows 95 is not.
Windows 98 is not. Here is your whistle!
Windows 2000 – Stability above all.
Windows Me - And maybe even whisper-e-ye... reboot-scandisk.
Windows XP - Okay, stability and whistle!
Windows Vista – more whistles for the whistle god! Who brakes, do I brake? It’s not me, it’s you poor man!
Windows 7 - Okay, just stop raping the XP corpse. And yes, here you have transparent whistles like in Vista!
Windows 8 is tired of whistles. Well, then the fingerprinting interface and graphics in the Pascal style! The Start Menu? Balmer said not.
Windows 9 hasn’t done well, so...
Windows 10 is out!! to
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