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 03.10.2014
V: I took 1 kg 200 g of shrimp on Bezymyansk. I was wondering how much will remain after the defrost and the water slide. A total of 500 grams of ice :)

A: Crickets should be bought as follows: first we pick the most fatty pieces, then the middle breaks the heads and puts only the buttocks in the bag (the fat ones can also break the heads). The result is an ideal kg of meat. By time only long, we got a couple of kilograms for forty minutes in the carousel.)

L: mya... it’s scary to imagine how you buy the fists... :)))

R: The same is the case in Aasan, but laziness wins and only a handful can be cleaned from the skin. As much as possible, you will also collect the bulk.

Fuck, I was joking! It is out of it :)))
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