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 07.10.2014
by 19:00. Coming from work.
19 to 10. I sat down at the computer, wrote a few comments, watched the video on YouTube.
by 19:20 Understood that there is nothing at home, fed the cat went to the clerk for food.
by 19:40 I went home, ate, drank a couple of beers, quarreled with someone on the Internet, gave a cat a vitamin.
by 20:50. I know it’s boring and I have to do something about it.
by 20:52. I called a friend and asked for a walk with the dog.
by 21:15 I went out of the entrance with the dog, smoked, well on the street.
by 21:25. The dog in the bush found a bomb.
by 21:28. He smoked a cigarette, he was a Uzbek who came from Uzbekistan yesterday.
by 21:31. Smaller Uzbek bombs.
by 21:35. He clung to the wire stretched in the courtyard with the aim that no one would park the car in the courtyard.
by 21:38. All dirty and bloody mocking the mat, in the darkness I look for a phone that fell out of my pocket.
by 22:00. He fed the cat again, pouring the green on the floor.
by 22:05. The cat entered the green. What funny traces of cat’s legs on the floor.
by 22:07. Damn, but not on the pillow!! to
by 00:08. The cat is sleeping, all in the green. It was a good evening ;)
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