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 07.10.2014
A friend of mine demolished the house and gave her an old piano. Just two seniors went to the music hall, and we were looking for it. Did you know that there are different prices for different brands of piano? The Soviet is cheaper (made of figs), the old ones are almost twice as expensive (the natural tree you will pick up).
In general, the brother with friends from the boyship, they had fun for us, with beer and mat brought the tool to the third floor. True, the linoleum was broken and in two places the instrument was struck, but for the little things.
Then they caught the children and said to them:
“And if you, children, don’t play this... hard thing... we’ll come back to you... we’ll knock your ears! and ;-)
What I can say... The elderly has already received a diploma... with such an attitude...
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