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 09.10.2014
I remember this procedure as a child. Aunt asks how the animal speaks, well, and I, feeling like a complete fool, pronounce "gaw-gaw", "miu" and so on. Everything went well until she asked how people were whispering. I, being fully convinced that a whisper is merely a quiet pronunciation of ordinary words, find it difficult to formulate this in a sound imitating form and am confusedly silent. At this test ended, apparently also acknowledging me undeveloped (I do not remember the verdict).
But for the rest of his life he has remembered that people are whispering, it turns out - "Shu-shu".
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As a father of three children, I have a firm belief that all these child psychologists and psychiatrists are slightly fucking. For example, a certificate in the garden requires a certificate from a psychiatrist.
"Something child you have inhibited" I am her - and nothing that we are in your turn for half a day. She signed, signed...
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