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 14.10.2014
The colleague:
Once upon a time, seven children and 20 kilograms ago, when I, as a student, worked as a guard on a barracks, we took three horses from the horse car one night, then driven by maneuver for two hours, but then two hours could not take them from the barracks to the barracks. They broke three slices from the scarf - about the ass, sorry, about the crops...
At some point I caught myself laughing on a horse and fighting a wolf: it worked!!! :o
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At the end of the day, we had to turn off the electricity at the stall, but we still needed to remove all the diaries and we lighted each other with our mobile phones, because it was late autumn and it was dark - even if the eye was shaken... And here one girl begins to whisper relentlessly, when asked what it was about, she says through tears of laughter: "Who would tell me that I am going to look with a lamp, would not believe!"
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