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 15.10.2014
XXX: What is Dota? I read the description on wiki. And I understood nothing.
Yyy: Well, it’s kind of like football is shorter, only without the ball and with constant removals from the field.
Each team has a goal, but they do not need to score goals, but to break the goal itself. Whoever breaks first wins. For a rough game, remove from the field of the person who has suffered and he sits out of the game for a while.
What a barbarism!
YYY: More players can buy a new form to hit each other stronger, and learn to play better, all kinds of finties mastered right on the field. And each team has a crowd of fans who run from the stands and also try to break other people’s gates. But the fans are pretty shy.
XX: I understand this description. and boring.
YYY: Oh, I’m talking about football.
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