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 16.10.2014
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It is clear that for the long winter the color of your epidermis has become far from the advertising and even last year. It’s clear that if you want to like me as a man, you’re wearing everything that’s short in your closet. Only one thing is unclear. Do you think I enjoy looking at a girl or woman with blue legs?
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For example, I never burn. This is the feature of the skin - 10 minutes in the sun and goodbye burn. In rare cases, sunbathing leads to sunbathing, but the feature is also manifested here - the skin is slightly pink, this is its maximum. Every face-to-face norovyt ask me "And why are you so pale, like a spirochette". I also have the answer prepared: "Zahar is the fate of the lower class".
So can I not only give up the sweat-cake, but also stretch the head of the socks darker, so as not to offend your eye?
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