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 17.10.2014
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The problem of the decade:
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2006-08-08 17:55 #40203 <Karrde> Amazing! Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants. But when he comes out of the soul, he turns into a towel. He walks without pants.
[15:16:46] GreG is right. The wet eggs are frozen. The dry is no more.)
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My son asks me:
"Why does Gufy (the dog) live in a house, with his wife and son, ride a car, walk in clothes and talk, and Pluto (also a dog) in the same series lives in a cone, walks on four legs without clothes and doesn't talk? Different breeds of dogs.
What to answer him?
and...
What is the metamorphosis of the Maugli costume? In the old illustrations, Mowgli is naked "in one knife". Naturally as well. Then I decided, it wasn’t good. Who has put on a bandage, who is cowardly (where has he taken them in the woods)? Okay, we dressed like that.
Recently, in the children’s bookstore, I came across a comic book about Mowgli. What would you think? Mowgli was dressed. In the pink shoes. Probably decided that the bare child is a footwear and child pornography.
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