to the joke about virginity and "on the first or the second calculate" such an anecdote:

I can’t even marry you!
Why is? ! to
They say you already had a lot of men.
Do you like how I cook?
No, that is you! I have never tried such a taste!
Maybe you don’t like how I clean my house? ! to
You are what? You are cleaner than in the operating room.
Maybe you don’t like the way I get my guests? ! to
What are you! All is just enthusiastic!
Maybe I’m not comfortable in bed? ! to
I had no idea that I could have such a pleasure.
Do you think I’ve learned all of this in my classroom?! to