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 24.10.2014
I have never seen an advertisement like this.

I need help! At the Vitebsky station next to the rubbish bunch lives the wonderful man Vicenty Palych Zyuzin. The poor homeless man is extremely exhausted, he has both eyelids beaten, deep scars on his legs, a long confused beard and, worst of all, cirrhosis of the liver.

The former hostess put him out on the street, and Vicenty remained alone with a heavy reality. He needs a long course of treatment, the help of psychologists, but not only that... The main thing is attention, affection and care!
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No touch is touching. Barbos and Murziki, who are so trying to accommodate, are victims of circumstances that themselves can not influence the situation and are not guilty that the situation arose. And Palych Zuzin, who swallowed the apartment or licked the drunken "ex-husband", until she didn’t herself swallow the bean and decided not to get rid of it. If he wants to change something, let him take ***U in his hands and beat the social centers. The papers are scary, but they obviously won't fall asleep!
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