I was at a meeting and got a call. I see the phone number of my parents. I wanted to drop the call. Pressed on something.
Instead of dropping the phone to loud communication and the calling app disappeared somewhere.
My children were on the line. They broke each other’s phone and shouted, “A-a-a-a! I have been struck! "" "A-a-a-a! And she calls me!" "A-a-a-a! It doesn’t let me paint!" "A-a-a-a-! Take a break! "" "A-a-a! In the background, my parents tried loudly in Russian to separate the children from each other and from the tube.
While my entire staff listened to this radio show, I pressed all the buttons furiously and desperately. I could not disconnect the line.
At the end, I managed to prove to the bosses that I can cope with unexpected situations in unusual ways: I put the phone on a chair, sat on it from the top, was mentally delighted that a big ass was finally needed, and then said in the calmest voice: "So we stopped at the fact that...."
The meeting broke

by Marinalevy