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 27.10.2014
Mom: First in my life "invisible" entered Egypt. We bought all the statuettes we saw, my three-year-old daughter forced me to teach the names of all the gods and their wives, and in the evenings she told me how one brother killed another, cut him in pieces, and how the wife then collected those pieces throughout the whole land of Egypt. Then there were the fairy tales of Shakerezada, with hatred, there were a thousand of them! and one! In a year I learned everything.
Then there were bionics. But somehow they passed quickly, I breathed calmly.
Then came Anime. Tails with spikes, blue legs and red eyes were all over the apartment. Every night I was forced to teach someone there to incarnate. I learnt the bats. We taught them for two years.
I think, well, all, the child has grown up, now let’s talk about literature in the evenings... I, of course, suspected something when the thick books... of one author... John, Ronald Roel, his mother, Tolkien... but I didn’t think it would be so bad! I have a decree...
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