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 29.10.2014
All the performances of Zhirik remind me of the character from the Asimov trilogy The Foundations.

On a distant planet, where there is a threat of attack, a representative of the Emperor arrived to confirm the security guarantees. He stayed for three days, with everyone was polite, refined, flew away.

Scientists come to the local administrator and say:
We analyzed his speech from the point of view of formal logical analysis, removed everything that was not relevant to the matter. There is an empty text.

That is to say, he said nothing.
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