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 30.10.2014
My wife is 8 months pregnant. He stands in front of the mirror and cries about the misfortunes of all pregnant women - hair falls out, teeth crumble.
To whom am I similar? No hair, no teeth.
I am a mechanical voice – no vegetation, no minerals, populated by robots.
While trying to get rid of her, she almost gave birth.
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