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 30.10.2014
Natalya Y: If you want sex life bright,
Do not get bored in bed
My advice is to marry on dojaras.
They have golden hands!
They have golden breasts!
His hands are too rough.
You are married, guys, on the fleetists
Flute has golden lips.
Nikita Y: It’s all funny, friends, but by.
You would not bother being an adult.
You marry your loved ones.
My favorite gold weddings.
Ivan: Not bad lines, the right word -
Whatever women are, all stars are gold.
In fact, only a couple of divorces...
Buy uplifting clothes.
Roman W: How funny it is. Very much on the subject!
It was not invented long ago.
I will tell you how to solve the problem.
Save money and run yourself!
Andr: Hands, back, golden lips...
This is a big dilemma for me too.
It is better to go to the surgeon.
No eggs – no sex – no problem.
Very radical, without a doubt.
They brought us into the impasse of poetry.
But there is also a solution:
No eggs left, put your ass!
Stas: A collection of talents, the right word!
I see it with my naked eye.
The loss of human dignity.
No reason to be a pedophile!
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