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 29.09.2008
Last weekend, on the summer trip, my daughter and husband decided.

go on a tour to Baldino - enjoy the golden autumn in Pushkinskiy

the places. A group of tourists gathered early in the morning on Gorky Square

In Nizhny Novgorod, most people are young. approached the bus.

An old woman, ordinary, wrapped in a cloth, under ninety years old.

Grandma, where are you?

Just where you go on a trip! The guide, smiling joyfully,

I met her as an old acquaintance - hello Raisa Ivanovna!

The excursion went well, everyone liked it, the old lady walked boldly.

Together with all of them, she gathered water from the holy fountain in the pit nearby.

Boldino, and after lunch in the hotel complex joyfully stated that if

If "100 grams more, it would be very good"! Why is this a grandmother?

At such an honorable age, she struck into tourism, and she told me...

Following her words.

I am 85 years old and a few years ago the doctors said that I had

I am sick and only have a few months to live. I am lonely

Absolutely, I don’t need anyone... Well, in order not to suffer, I decided with my life

to finish. I decided to go down from the downtown ski.

The tower is 50 meters away! How did I get there, why didn’t anyone?

I stopped – I don’t know... And here I went up the top of the view from there! The Miracle!

The beauty! I stand, look at the city below, and I realize that even in my city

I saw nothing and knew nothing... And suddenly I changed my mind to die.

She went down... She walked around her hometown, looking at everything,

Museums, the Kremlin... Then came to the neighboring monasteries, and more.

I’ve visited almost all of Russia as a regular customer.

The travel agencies know. The doctors said you have no.

You are healed, grandmother. Tourism is the best medicine.

Good luck, your grandmother Raisa Ivanovna, and you do not get sick!
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