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 02.11.2014
The Tiger's crossing even through a small stream was a headache for the Panzerwaffe, and if you take into account the saturation of the European part of the USSR with rivers, rivers and streams with swamped shores, the promotion of tigers turned into a real nightmare. Automotive bridges of that time such a weight as the Tiger did not often withstand, so to transport at least one Tiger, somewhere near Smolensk through the river is necessary:
1st To repel the Russian train station, necessarily with high platforms (a great rarity) on the same shore.
2nd Find six-axis platforms, one for each tank.
Three Demonstrate the right and left section of the hikes and replace the combat hikes with transport.
4 is Find a crane for disassembly.
5 is Load the fighting goats on the trucks, one for each, since this fool in the amount of two German opels were not pulled out.
6 is Drive the tank to the platform.
7 is Do operations 1-6 with the rest of the tanks - in total for each tank one platform, and two trucks.
8 is Drive the railway through the river (taking into account the activity of the guerrillas in putting the trains under control).
9 is To find and rebuild the Russian station with a high platform on the other shore.
10 is Repeat operations 6-1 in reverse sequence.
11 is To weep over the fact that the Russians 34 amusedly jumped over the rails 4-5 meters wide or waved over the sapphire bridges quickly erected from sublime materials.
I am surprised by German pedantry, accuracy and the complete absence of non-standard and flexible thinking.
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