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 08.11.2014
Meaning is so. Do you know what Robusta is? Well, this is a type of coffee that even coffee makers do not consider coffee. Normal plantations cut it out because it is a weed.
Robusta is grown the same way. He is disgustingly bitter. Abominably powerful. Abominably cheap. The stroke of caffeine is such - that the heart jumps out and you run half a day of shuduroon.
I drank Robusta from the morning. by accident. The barista in the cafe did not know what grain was.
I was just broken into pieces!
He ran home and washed the windows, put 2 washes in the washing machine, made olives, borsches and potatoes in a peasant way (my brand recipe), washed the bathroom and bathroom, changed the bed, cleaned the service table and closet and finally hanged the TV on the roofs (built holes in cement for the joy of the neighbors).
Well, for the little things there - to the store ran, dust wiped out, changed the bulbs.
The wife comes home, she looks at it all... and it really shines! Her first sentence after the stumbling:
Who are you and what have you done to my husband???? to
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