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 12.11.2014
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Question: Pasha was able to catch Boryu when he ran away from him for 360 meters and caught him in 9 minutes. V is? m/min V bori -0.2 km/min

Answer: After consulting Liu Kang on this issue, we have come to the following conclusion.
First, if Boryukogd first ran away, and then followed him into the race, then either he plays badly in hiding, or in Pasha, the viewing angle of the visual organ is up to 360 degrees.
Secondly, the volume of Pasha should be presumably smaller than the volume of Borjukh, since he has caught him, therefore, he runs faster, and therefore he is a man more sporty than Borjukhog. Therefore, most likely, Boryukogg is a fat and sedentary subject with a mercantile and tiny mattress. Especially if they did not play in hiding, and Pasha first waited for Boryukogg to flee, it means that he either wanted to torture or gave the forum, which confirms the assumption of the uselessness of Boryukogg as a person in this cruel life.
Third, if the volume of the third character is minus 200 meters per minute, then there are two variants. The first: the battle disappeared from our world as soon as it appeared. The second: Borya lives in four-dimensional space and is able to change its volume to a negative value, which means it occupies a higher level in the universe hierarchy than we do. Therefore, most likely his name is written with a small letter. And probably also, his name should not be pronounced outright.
I hope I have answered all your questions.
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