I went with my wife to buy a bowl under the lock for the aunt. A woman sells them at the bazar. Banks of strange design: narrow neck and bottom, and in the middle wide, liters by 2. Near the boxes with these same banks and on each box the inscription by the flommaster: CRIVOPISH.
I immediately heard a thought coming into my head:
What kind of banks give such a bad name.
The deceased seller:
This is not my name, this is my name.
It was uncomfortable :)