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 14.11.2014
XH: Vanka found a phone on the street. Opinions about its price were divided, an expert commission composed of four senior officials made a decision: unambiguously - not less than 5,000. A large touch screen. The brand is unclear, Chinese.
Called one of the last recruited, it turned out - the wife of the owner, he himself has not yet found the loss. He came, took, gave Vanké a thousand. Father on the phone promised to add and buy Vane at DR or NG something decent.
The owner said that the phone is not as important as the communication. And there really - there were numbers of Moscow, Yekaterinburg, other neighboring cities - in general, the uncle is clearly a builder.
UUU: Vanké pass my personal thanks :good: for honesty (I was never returned, so I say as a victim - he is good!)
XX: His father told him the same thing.
It says that you will save some 4 thousand, and you will remember for a lifetime that someone suffers from losing their phone.
XX: I generally think, it is necessary to build Vanka on the East Fac, to look for Gold of Kolchak or something else lost... He has a gift - once a year such finds. That year, for example, I found it (with me!) 5,000 in one paper. Well, it will not return to the owner - there everyone admits that they have lost. If the keys need to be found, or a card or documents - it is to him. And white mushrooms in the mush generally from our whole family only he knows how to look for. This is his astigmatism. and :-)
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